{"product_id":"appalachian-state-mountaineers-3-d-printed-thor-hammer","title":"Appalachian State Mountaineers 3-D Printed Thor Hammer","description":"Ahoy, ye landlubbin’ legend! Behold the thunderous Mjolnir of the misty peaks, where Asgard crashes into the Black Bears’ backcountry! This 3D-printed axe of Appalachian anarchy boasts a shadowy black head etched with the fierce Yosef logo—a yellow-bearded mountaineer in his coonskin crown, ready to blaze trails (or foes) with fiery flair. Clutch that golden handle, ribbed like a ridge trail on steroids (PLA-carved, no Asgardian forge needed), and unleash Thor’s bolt to summit any stadium: one epic swing, and you’re hyping the Mountaineers higher than a hootenanny on Boone Mountain. Worthy? Only if ye holler “App State!” while chuggin’ moonshine. Assemble the ridge runners… or just yer campfire crew. Peak-some! ⛰️⚡","brand":"no brand","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47586620309757,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0819\/3933\/3373\/files\/bcefcb0b-bb17-4349-9bd0-acbdad0dc5c8.jpg?v=1779917200","url":"https:\/\/rapidriver3dprints.com\/products\/appalachian-state-mountaineers-3-d-printed-thor-hammer","provider":"Rapid River 3D Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}